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Title: Fleur
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Robin/Sanji
Rating: R
Words: 604
Notes: For the Sex Pollen challenge at [livejournal.com profile] sanji_is_a_slut.
Summary: It's all about good intentions, and the road to hell. Or heaven. He's not sure.



His Robin-chan is distressed and Sanji can not, will not, stand for it. She is his nakama, she is his sunrise, she is his rich silken cup of coffee, beautifully dark and exotic and endless addictive, and she should never ever look so troubled.

He’d cause the man responsible such a violent and horrific injury that he’d soon be preying for the merciful kiss of death. Except it isn’t a man responsible, so there’s nobody to punish, and no matter how hard he’d glared at the plant, he got the feeling it didn’t really care what kind of reaction its pollen caused in his charming and stunning archaeologist.

Also, he can’t help but be a little distracted, so causing injuries to others, even if there were others to cause injury to, might be out of the question after all.

His Robin-chan is distressed and Sanji can not, will not, stand for it, except for where he’s kind of squirming and blushing and not doing anything to help. At all.

“Uh, Robin-chan, should I ge-” The sentence is cut off by a rather embarrassing yelp which, even more embarrassingly, leaks from his own mouth. He curls forward instinctively, torn between pulling away and leaning into the touch, and the arm sprouting from his shoulder only shifts more frantically under his shirt in response, delicate fingers slipping over to pinch at his other nipple.

Robin is exquisite, experience and mystery radiates from her, and Sanji wishes he wasn’t quite so flushed, wasn’t sweating quite so much, wasn’t whimpering and trembling and panting and looking anything but suave and able.

Robin’s eyes look ever so slightly wild, and the expression is too much to look at, and Sanji has to turn away. But the determined frown, the focus as she tries to reel in her control, the teeth worrying at her bottom lip and the shake to her hands, none of it leaves him, no matter how tightly he squeezes his eyes shut.

She needs him to be there for her, and she needs him to be a man. And if ever there was a chance to impress her, this would be it, yet he can’t stop whining.

“I should get Cho-” he tries again, and the words catch in his throat as two arms grow from his hips, instantly reaching for his belt. It’s unbuckled before he can think to grab at them, and they disappear in his grasp, but he can still feel the dampness on his fingers, sweat slick pale skin, and that doesn’t help, only supplies images in his fevered mind that seem to make the situation worse.

“I’ll get help!” he practically screams, eyes wide, flailing slightly as perfectly manicured nails rake over his chest.

Robin’s eyes harden.

An arm grows from his thigh, reaching up and grabbing at his tie, and it nearly chokes him as it yanks him forward.

He blinks at the ground, then peers up at Robin, but the grip is unrelenting, keeping him bent double.

“Robin-chan?” Sanji gasps, and she’s no longer looking at him, head bowed and arms crossed in front of her, a pose he recognises all too readily from battle. She mutters something under her breath, something he can’t hear over his own racing pulse, and the skin of his back prickles and tingles as another arm grows from his spine.

“Robin?” he whispers again, and then her hand slides into the back of his trousers.

The scream shakes the entire jungle, before it turns into a messy combination of a wail and a groan.

Across the clearing, the plant quietly begins to purr.

Date: 22/06/2007 00:12 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragovianknight.livejournal.com
I think I love that plant. I might need to cultivate some in my own fandom.

Date: 22/06/2007 14:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
Yes, spread the sex pollen love far and wide! XD

Date: 22/06/2007 02:11 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thornyplums.livejournal.com
-Cackle.- I needed that laugh! But now I'm hungry. ;D

Date: 22/06/2007 14:55 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
As long as you're not craving a sex pollen-laced salad, it's all good. ;D

Date: 22/06/2007 21:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thornyplums.livejournal.com
OH, BEBI. That'd be the ultimate weight loss solution. :O No wonder the Straw Hat Pirates are so fit.

Date: 23/06/2007 17:59 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
Hah, mystery revealed! Sanji keeps them trim by feeding them something that has them burning off calories through frantic dry-humping thirty seconds after they eat it! XD

Date: 22/06/2007 02:31 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erinlin.livejournal.com
I love how *Sanji* is the one being molested, but he's trying to get help for *Robin*.

Robin’s eyes look ever so slightly wild Love that line. Robin dosn't lose it very often.

Date: 22/06/2007 14:55 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
Bless him, trying to keep up his pretense of being a gentleman to the very last. ;)

Date: 22/06/2007 03:16 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] applepiefilling.livejournal.com
everyone's gay for robin. not relevant to this fic, but it is something i came to realize while reading it, XDD.

and i think i'm just about in as much love with your blushing virgin sanji as i am your sex kitten luffy. but i suppose that's why i love this comm so much. it's... pretty much about molesting sanji until the word molesting has lost its meaning. also, robin doms everybody. and the way you used her devil's fruit ability... :9 (omnomnom). also, nipples. i sure wish i knew what made sanji scream like that ._. probably something ...creative XDD.

completely lovely and IC, as usual. c:

Date: 22/06/2007 14:56 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
Knowing Robin, it was not only creative but also illegal on all but two of the Grand Line's islands. ;)

Date: 22/06/2007 08:36 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happyaddict.livejournal.com
Omg het... for some reason I had forgotten it exists (it's been too long since I read any)... now I am inspired.

Date: 22/06/2007 14:58 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
Oooh, yes, be inspired, OP het love is awesome! I'm a complete multi-shipper, so I love yaoi, yuri and het equally. As long as there's smexy pirates, I am so there! XD

Date: 22/06/2007 09:52 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purple-kama.livejournal.com
You know, this might sound weird, but when I told my friends about the possibilities of the Hana Hana, no one believed me.
Good thing I even drew a Robin/Nami featuring that (even if it's nowhere as good as the tentacle porn from last time ^^;)
I think I'll join DragovianKnight in loving that plant now X3

Date: 22/06/2007 14:59 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
The Hana Hana fruit may as well be called the molestation fruit. It is made of win and porn and groping. XD Do you have a link to the pic? I'd love to see it. :)

Date: 22/06/2007 20:10 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purple-kama.livejournal.com
It is, isn't it? XD
Anyway... sure, why not. Altho I should warn you about the low quality.

Prepare to be totally NOT blown away. (http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a113/N-Akizuki/Scan0009StrippedRobinxNami.jpg)

Date: 23/06/2007 18:01 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
Aww, I love how the picture manages to be cute and hot at the same time! And love love love how it's Robin's 'real' hand that's between Nami's legs. ♥

Date: 23/06/2007 19:48 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purple-kama.livejournal.com
Really? I'm glad you liked it.
See, this one comes from a period where my drawing skills were beaten senseless due to a personal matter, so I didn't have much faith in it ^^;
You know, I'll have to draw something better for you sooner or later... as soon as I get a good idea...

Date: 25/05/2010 08:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purple-kama.livejournal.com
Well, I removed most of my art from my Photobucket more than a year ago :\

Date: 25/05/2010 16:03 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boleniana.livejournal.com
Would you be able to re-post that picture please?

Date: 25/05/2010 16:10 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purple-kama.livejournal.com
I could, but three years have passed since then, and now it REALLY is nothing to write home about. It even made me go "ugh" when I fished it back out just now.

Date: 23/06/2007 01:01 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gladiaria-alata.livejournal.com
Bleh. I thought I commented to this. >.<

Wild-eyed horny Robin = Hot *nodnod*

*jitters around*

Date: 23/06/2007 18:00 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
Robin being horny could reduce the entire Grand Line to its knees, pun fully intended! XD

Date: 23/06/2007 19:38 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gladiaria-alata.livejournal.com
Oooh yes! Definately.

Date: 25/09/2007 15:40 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helendragon.livejournal.com
More please.

Date: 14/04/2008 04:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hola-lola-soy.livejournal.com
lol even when sanji's with a girl he's uke! lovya sanji!

Date: 07/06/2008 09:14 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nonoji.livejournal.com
Hahaha.Oh god, need more of this.

Date: 27/09/2008 15:39 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mishagirl.livejournal.com
Hmm....they need to bring this plant on board to ensure I get plenty of sex pollen goodness.

*OH GOD! Plot bunny!Sex pollen plant who's pollen has a memory nutrilizing ability taken on board for medicinal properties and the crew is none the wizer why they are always so randomly sore and horny*

Date: 27/09/2008 15:55 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
Yes, yesssss. *feeds plot bunny with love and encouragement* >:D

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