(MCU) Joint Custody
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salmon_pinkTitle: Joint Custody
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing: Rhodey/Pepper/Tony
Rating: PG
Words: 465
Notes: Threesome. For![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
comicdrabbles, prompt "divorce".
“We’re hashing out the details of our divorce,” Tony informs him, like Rhodey should somehow already know that. Like it’s obvious or something.
“You guys are getting divorced?” he replies casually, taking a pull of his beer.
“We’re not even married,” Pepper reminds them both with a roll of her eyes.
“I’m just saying, I get you in the divorce,” Tony says with a swing of his arm that only spills a little of his drink.
Rhodey tilts his head thoughtfully. “What if I don’t want to go with you?”
Pepper gives Tony a smug smile.
“You have to, I claimed you first,” Tony insists, poking him in the arm. “Besides, it’s your fault we’re getting divorced, so you lost your right to any say in proceedings.”
“My fault, huh?” This should be good.
“Yeah,” Tony continues, and there’s a definite slur to the words now. Rhodey’s feeling him, he’s got that good buzz going where he’s thinking about switching beer out for Pepper’s wine, because she always has the best taste and wine makes him happy and loose. “We were talking about fantasies, naturally.”
Pepper gives up on her glass and takes a swig from the bottle.
“And I told Pepper she can pick anyone, anyone, and I won’t get mad, right.” Tony shoots her a glare. “Anyone in the world, anyone from other worlds, which meant she could have picked Thor, but nooooo.”
Rhodey raises an eyebrow. “You picked me?” he asks.
She smiles at him, sly and gorgeous. “Of course. And, for the record, Tony has no right to be angry, since he picked you too.”
“Did he now?” He accepts the bottle when Pepper hands it over without prompting, watching Tony gesture wildly, only catching part of what he’s saying.
“Of course I get to choose him!” Tony’s blustering.
Pepper’s still smiling, teeth digging into her bottom lip a little.
“I’ve known him forever, I’m pretty much stuck with him!”
Rhodey’s knee nudges her thigh.
“But now I get left with her sloppy seconds, and she wouldn’t even know you if it wasn’t for me, and what are you doing?”
Rhodey’s pretty sure that’s obvious, since he and Pepper are both practically racing to their shirts unbuttoned first.
“Oh no, no no, you need to stop that right now!” Tony barks, pushing up on to his knees and pulling his t-shirt up over his head. “I’m the one who pushes for debauchery and threesomes, you don’t get to make these decisions without me.”
Pepper’s already unhooking her bra and Rhodey’s got his trousers down to his ankles.
“Better hurry up then,” he laughs at Tony’s annoyed huff. “Your not-actually-a-marriage is at stake, after all.”
Tony growls low in his throat, but somehow manages to be the first one naked. Of course.
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing: Rhodey/Pepper/Tony
Rating: PG
Words: 465
Notes: Threesome. For
comicdrabbles, prompt "divorce".“We’re hashing out the details of our divorce,” Tony informs him, like Rhodey should somehow already know that. Like it’s obvious or something.
“You guys are getting divorced?” he replies casually, taking a pull of his beer.
“We’re not even married,” Pepper reminds them both with a roll of her eyes.
“I’m just saying, I get you in the divorce,” Tony says with a swing of his arm that only spills a little of his drink.
Rhodey tilts his head thoughtfully. “What if I don’t want to go with you?”
Pepper gives Tony a smug smile.
“You have to, I claimed you first,” Tony insists, poking him in the arm. “Besides, it’s your fault we’re getting divorced, so you lost your right to any say in proceedings.”
“My fault, huh?” This should be good.
“Yeah,” Tony continues, and there’s a definite slur to the words now. Rhodey’s feeling him, he’s got that good buzz going where he’s thinking about switching beer out for Pepper’s wine, because she always has the best taste and wine makes him happy and loose. “We were talking about fantasies, naturally.”
Pepper gives up on her glass and takes a swig from the bottle.
“And I told Pepper she can pick anyone, anyone, and I won’t get mad, right.” Tony shoots her a glare. “Anyone in the world, anyone from other worlds, which meant she could have picked Thor, but nooooo.”
Rhodey raises an eyebrow. “You picked me?” he asks.
She smiles at him, sly and gorgeous. “Of course. And, for the record, Tony has no right to be angry, since he picked you too.”
“Did he now?” He accepts the bottle when Pepper hands it over without prompting, watching Tony gesture wildly, only catching part of what he’s saying.
“Of course I get to choose him!” Tony’s blustering.
Pepper’s still smiling, teeth digging into her bottom lip a little.
“I’ve known him forever, I’m pretty much stuck with him!”
Rhodey’s knee nudges her thigh.
“But now I get left with her sloppy seconds, and she wouldn’t even know you if it wasn’t for me, and what are you doing?”
Rhodey’s pretty sure that’s obvious, since he and Pepper are both practically racing to their shirts unbuttoned first.
“Oh no, no no, you need to stop that right now!” Tony barks, pushing up on to his knees and pulling his t-shirt up over his head. “I’m the one who pushes for debauchery and threesomes, you don’t get to make these decisions without me.”
Pepper’s already unhooking her bra and Rhodey’s got his trousers down to his ankles.
“Better hurry up then,” he laughs at Tony’s annoyed huff. “Your not-actually-a-marriage is at stake, after all.”
Tony growls low in his throat, but somehow manages to be the first one naked. Of course.
