(One Piece) Melodious

[salmon_pink]

Title: Melodious
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Usopp/Sanji
Rating: PG-13
Words: 533
Timeline: Post-Skypeia
Summary: Come, raise your glasses...



Gather ‘round, children, and let me sing you a song.

So? I can call you ‘children’ if I want, you’re only a bit older than me.

Oh, shut up and listen.

Oh mighty mighty Usopp
The greatest Captain on the sea
When they see his looming shadow
The villains, they do flee

Oi, what’s that sound? Who dares disturb my tales of heroism?! Is that… Is that snoring?

Wait, is Luffy asleep?

Yeah, yeah, very funny, Zoro. Hey, give me his drink.

‘Cause if I’m gonna sing for you, I need something to loosen my throat.

Well, you may not have asked for it, but now you’ve got it. So just enjoy it already!

Strongest man in the world
No other is so tough
No man better tackle him
Unless they like it rough
He’s taken down whole armies
He’s stood up against God
He’s walked away with nigh a scratch
‘Cause he’s a lucky sod
Or maybe it’s not luck
But in fact his awesome power
He can bring men to their knees
With just a simple glower

Oi, Zoro, where are you going? To get more rum?

Did he answer? I didn’t hear what he said, is he getting some or not?

What are you talking about? He always looks pissed off.

Oi, if you’re getting rum, bring me some!

Oh mighty mighty Usopp
The greatest Captain on the sea
When they see his looming shadow
The villains, they do flee

Is Zoro coming back? I’m thirsty.

Smartest man in the world
More knowledge than any book
Do not challenge him to chess
He’ll take you with his Rook

Shut up, that’s an awesome rhyme!

Outwitting friends and foe alike
Always one step ahead
You think you can surpass him
But can only follow in his stead
His eyes are sharp and focused
His wit is always quick
He holds the power to cure the world
To aid the hopeless sick

You’re going too, Chopper? Get Zoro to hurry up with that rum.

What’s with that look?

What’s his problem? Are you done with your drink, Sanji? Can I have some?

Thanks.

Mm, ‘s good.

Oh mighty mighty Usopp
The greatest Captain on the sea
When they see his looming shadow
The villains, they do flee

Are they coming back? Is it just us?

Of course I don’t mind.

Best lover in the world
Fingers made for sin
No being can stand against his lure
‘Cause he will always win
Lips ready to steal your soul
With just a single kiss
Give yourself up to him
And he will give you bliss

Hey, Sanji, you want …?

Heh, yeah, that.

Yeah, like that. Mm, yeah, right there.

No, that tickles. Ooh, but that doesn’t.

Do you think Zoro’s bringing that rum?

No, I didn’t mean that! No, really, I’m just thirsty.

Eww, dirty love cook.

But, yeah, don’t, you know, stop.

All he meets do want him
Want to form that special bond
Everybody falls for him
‘Specially if they’re blonde

H-hey, what the …?

What the hell was that for? It’s just a song! You didn’t have to kick me in the face!

Oi, do-don’t go!

…

Bugger, I’m thirsty.

Comments

[spiritofdarknes.livejournal.com]

Bloody brilliant is all I can say. The last verse is just...so true XD

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Blondes don't stand a chance against Usopp. Poor Sanji didn't know that, since he never met Kaya. She would have warned him, I'm sure. There may have even been bitch-slaps. XD

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

and handbags at dawn, Sanji with his man-purse and Kaya with her prada bag XD

Heh heh. Yuppers. That was awesome, especially Usopps commentary through-out =3

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Oh God, the image of Sanji and his 'man bag' has destroyed me. XD

[cajun-cat.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL Made my night, this did. I loved the poem; I can just imagine him singing it XD, and I lol'd at the "awesome rhyme". It was all great, especially the ending, and for some reason the line,
"But, yeah, don’t, you know, stop." was kind of suave, in that Usopp way. Erm..its late, and I'm not making any sense. /scurries away/

\o/
Much love,
♥ Cajun Cat

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Hee, I love the idea of there being an Usopp way of being suave. It's true, he's a special kind of awesome. XD

[admiralnaismith.livejournal.com]

W-wow. Ha ha. That was brilliant Usoppism. The little faux pas with Zoro and Chopper... Luffy's dozing off... and his final failure with Sanji. Poor Usopp. He just wanted some rum and lovin'!

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Rum and lovin', what more does a boy need? XD

[hinas-otaku.livejournal.com]

‘Cause he’s a lucky sod
THAT is a brilliant line. XD
And I loved the final verse, and how it upset Sanji.
Usopp needs to sing more, he doesn't do it nearly enough in the manga/anime.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Usopp's singing rules! *throws on Character Single*

[cosmiko-ling.livejournal.com]

Lol! I can imagine Usopp singing like that, and they all rhyme so well~!

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Poetry is reeeally not my strong point, so very glad you enjoyed the rhymes. XD

[purple-kama.livejournal.com]

Redefining the "songfic" genre? XD
Jokes aside, this is really cool. Poor Usopp.. tho I kinda have to agree with the dumb blonde Sanji XD

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Yeah, managed to piss everyone off, but at least he's having fun singing his song. XD

[beanielova.livejournal.com]

<3

yup. love for this. i love sanji usopp... wish there was more...

i love sanji anything actually.

this was great. nice work at breaking away from the usual style. twas good

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

I like Sanji/anything too, he's like the fandom bicycle. Bless 'im. XD

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!The pain of Usopp being usopp///

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Sanji may be the king of failure, but Usopp will always be the best at pretending his own failures are wins. XD

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a a great piece of wisdom there! Very poetic too...like a page from a one piece fandom desktop calendar!