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Salmon Pink ([personal profile] salmon_pink) wrote2008-09-13 06:34 am

(One Piece) Target

Title: Target
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Ace/Sogeking
Rating: R
Words: 1061
Notes: Inspired by [livejournal.com profile] scribe_protra's drabble.
Summary: LOCK ON!



Ace apparently had personal space issues. He was Luffy’s brother, so it was only natural that he had some issues, but Usopp couldn’t really remember him feeling the need to stand so close when they’d first met in Alabasta.

Sogeking just smiled, because that meeting between Ace and Usopp had been so fleeting that it was no wonder Usopp hadn’t noticed such a thing. And perhaps, he reasoned gently, Ace had felt no need to stand so close to Usopp, but he couldn’t help but crowd closer to the comforting presence of Sogeking, King of Sniper Island and genuine hero.

That made sense, Usopp had to agree.

There was also the fact that Sogeking was the world’s most celebrated sniper and was bound to be able to see things that Usopp couldn’t, was bound to able to lock on to every nuance of adoration amongst his fans, and that made Usopp a little petulant but he couldn’t really argue with the logic.

“You’re safe now, Ace-kun,” Sogeking announced dramatically, hands on his hips and chin held high.

Ace glanced back over his shoulder at the fallen enemies Sogeking had eliminated with ease, before taking another step closer, which Usopp hadn’t thought possible but Sogeking assured him was just a sign of appreciation.

“Thank you, Sogeking,” Ace replied, and his voice was as rich and amused as Usopp remembered. “I’ve seen your Wanted poster, but I hadn’t expected to meet like this.”

“Never fear!” Sogeking cried with a flourish of his cape. “If you are ever in dire peril, Sogeking will be there to protect you!”

“That’s good to know,” Ace said, and Usopp couldn’t help but notice the way one of Ace’s fingers had hooked under the strap of his bag.

“I shall fly from Sniper Island to your side,” Sogeking continued triumphantly, understanding that Ace simply needed reassurance that he was truly face-to-face with such a legend, that Sogeking wasn’t a figment of his imagination.

“I’d like that,” Ace purred, and his finger followed the line of the bag, trailing a warm path up Sogeking’s chest.

“I am always with you! For Sniper Island,” Sogeking allowed his head to dip, eyes closing serenely as he paused for effect. “Is in your heart.”

Ace’s finger tapped lightly over Sogeking’s own heart. “Would you be terribly offended,” Ace murmured, watching Sogeking through hooded eyes. “If I admitted it wasn’t your heart I was hoping to get into?”

Eh, thought Usopp.

“Eh?” said Sogeking, although he still managed to sound wise and valiant. Of course.

Ace’s hand slid higher, fingers disappearing under the edge of Sogeking’s cape to tug gently at the clasps of his overalls, and Usopp trembled at each light click as they released.

Oh, thought Usopp.

Eh?” said Sogeking, before he cleared his throat slightly.

By which point Ace had tugged his overalls down to his waist and was already working on the sash stopping their progress. “You don’t make this easy, do you?” he asked, sounding bemused as he fiddled with the fabric.

“I, uh, Sogeking will do whatever he can to help those in need!” Sogeking cried.

“Could you help me with this knot, then?” Ace smiled.

Usopp had a horrible feeling everything was spiralling out of control, but Sogeking was already dutifully untying the sash and Usopp had no idea how to stop him.

The material fell to the ground, and Ace’s hands reached towards Sogeking’s face.

“The mask stays!” Sogeking barked authoritatively.

His overalls slid down his thighs.

Ace raised an eyebrow.

“Well, I suppose it does make things more interesting,” he mused, and his grin grew sharper as he leaned forward, chest pressing against Sogeking’s own, lips at Sogeking’s neck, and his breath was hot enough to scorch, even as Usopp shivered with the draft around his midriff.

“I, uh, yes, yes it does,” Sogeking agreed, trying to find the confidence in his voice as Ace dropped to his knees.

Oh God, thought Usopp.

“Oh God,” moaned Sogeking.

Ace’s mouth was like molten heat around him, only there was no pain there, just sensation and friction, just Ace’s tongue and instant suction, and Usopp was shuddering and trying to make tiny little noises, and Sogeking was just trying to breathe.

Usopp may not have had all that much experience, but Sogeking had and he was quite enthusiastic in his appreciation for Ace’s technique.

Sogeking’s hands tangled in Ace’s hair, petting at it and tugging a little, but Ace only hummed around him, rocking against him, letting Sogeking’s hips and fingers set the pace. Which was fast and hard and more than a little frantic, and exactly what Usopp needed. He was already so close, on the edge of a great precipice, and Sogeking may not have felt any fear when staring over the side of an endless cliff, but Usopp was shivering apart with the adrenaline of it, with pleasure and lust and terror and need.

Sogeking’s hands pulled at Ace’s hair in warning, and he shakily reminded Usopp that it was important to always be a gentleman and alert your partner at such moments, but Ace only made a hungry noise against him, and began to suck in earnest, and Usopp knew he was about to embarrass himself and didn’t even care.

“Lu lu la la luu,” Sogeking sang rather desperately.

For a moment he could almost feel Ace smile around him, and then his release rushed through him, burning as brightly as a Sure-Kill Fire Bird Star, locking on and blasting him apart, and Sogeking and Usopp whimpered together as the world shuddered beneath them.

Ace was standing, wrapped around him and supporting his weight, when Sogeking blinked the sparks from his eyes. Ace’s mouth was at his neck again, his body moving languidly against him, hips rolling against Sogeking’s thigh.

Such a sweet boy, Sogeking mused with fuzzy affection, dizzy with warmth. Perhaps Ace had simply been lying when he’d said he hadn’t wanted to get into Sogeking’s heart.

Usopp scoffed and allowed himself to be distracted from where he was taking great interest in the way Ace was rubbing over him. He meant he wanted to get into your pants, he explained.

“I knew that,” Sogeking muttered, and Ace pulled back just enough to frown at him in confusion.

Sogeking and Usopp could both be glad the mask hid any blushing.

[identity profile] scribe-protra.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
fdlkg;lfdsk'gf OMG I LOVE YOU AND kjfsskldjfklks YOU HIT SO MANY MANY MANY OF MY KINKS ajkashdfksfsdjfl

SDGDSFSFDGF Soooo gooooood OMG love.
ext_27003: (Ace: more than you bargained for)

[identity profile] sans-pertinence.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I am laughing so hard. *re-reads* *sporfles like an insane thing* XDDD

[identity profile] lynndyre.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
*can't stop laughing*

WIN. WIN SO HARD. AND THE SINGING. OF COURSE THE SINGING.

[identity profile] dark-kaomi.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Schizophrenia or DID I'm not sure. I like how you incorporated that aspect.

Also, hot. That is all.

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
*dances the happy happy dance*

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I want to reply to your comment, but your icon, and more importantly the camera angle of your icon, have rendered me dead. *iz ded*

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Eeee, Shanks looks so happy to be dancing! XD And, yes, Sogeking is aaaaall about the singing. Especially at inopportune moments.

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I've loved how since Sogeking resurfaced there's more of split personality thing going on between him and Usopp. I didn't think it was possible for Sogeking to be any more glorious than he already was, but Oda managed it. XD

[identity profile] mishagirl.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
HohO! Very awesome friend!

[identity profile] amarielah.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
This. Is. Amazing. I never even conceived that Ace and Usso-- oops, I mean Sogeking, could be together, let alone be so absolutely hot together. Great stuff.

you own my soul tonight!

[identity profile] 3goodtimes.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Usopp, you big, silly, goof! I love you, but you're a total idiot! Hahahaha!

This was just pure, hilarious genius. Ace is all prowly and amused and sexy, and Usopp is having conversations with himself, all false-confidence and bluster. Gawd, so funny.

“Lu lu la la luu,” Sogeking sang rather desperately.

I lol'd my freakin ass off when I read that line!

Seriously though... I think I have a new OTP. I never thought this pairing could work, but damn if I wouldn't read more of it now. How did you make this so cracky yet sexy?

[identity profile] seb-daryus.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
OH MAN, I WAS DIEING THROUGHOUT THIS. XDD OH SHIT

Usopp, you REALLY need to learn how to stop Sogeking from doing things, especially when it's things like LU LU LA LA LUUing in the middle of intercourse!

Oh well, I'm sure Ace thought it was cute. Or kinky to get it on with someone so completely mental.

XDDD Oooooh Sogeking, how I love you so. Both you and Usopp <33

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed. :D

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, this pairing is entirely the fault of scribe_protra, so all adoration for it must go to her. And Ace, because any pairing with him automatically becomes ridiculously hot. XD

Re: you own my soul tonight!

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Scribe_protra bought the crack, Ace bought the sexiness. I was just along for the ride. XD

I was soooo happy when Sogeking made another appearance in Thriller Bark, especially since he's becoming more and more like a separate personality. And any time he sings, I melt a little inside. He's in my heeeeeart~♥

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
I think Ace thinks everything is kinky. "Ooooh, a lamp post. How kinky. Maybe I should rub up against it." Maybe that's why he's so often talked about but so rarely seen in the manga - if we got to see a day in Ace's life, the rating of the whole series would have to go up to XXX.

Sogeking is just amazing. Not that I don't adore Chopperman, but I want there to be a Sogeking mini series. It would be EPIC! XD

[identity profile] 3goodtimes.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
I knooow! He was so awesome! Psychologically conflicted Usopp always makes me angsty!happy--he's like One Piece's own personal Sybil. And Sogeking is the best alternate personality evar. Too awesome.

[identity profile] willow-osbourne.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
I can soooo see that happen XD
Round two would start with Ace noticing Sogekings Great Pachinko! Oh the kinkyness!!! ;-)

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
I can just see Ace stroking Sogeking's Kabuto suggestively, with this wonderful leer on his face. XD

[identity profile] dried-frog-pill.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I am giggling like a mad thing over here.

Oh, thought Usopp.
“Eh?” said Sogeking, before he cleared his throat slightly.

I think I lost it somewhere around these lines. But I love the slight turnaround at the end when Usopp's suddenly Mr. Practical XD XD

kekekeee

[identity profile] leeonami.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
that was great and ridiculous all at the same time...I love how you put both his personalities as if he was really like just possessing Usopp's body instead of begin a part of him.

[identity profile] willow-osbourne.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Waahahahahah! *gigglesnort* XD

Ace: "Why, I hope this is not compensating for anything...?!"
Sogeking: "Of c-course not! You know w-what they say about the n-nose of a man!"

[identity profile] ohsnap9292.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Wowzers! (lol what a strange word...)

Usopp may not have had all that much experience, but Sogeking had and he was quite enthusiastic in his appreciation for Ace’s technique.

Sogeking's a playa foolz! I think Sogeking needs some serious bling...

This was hilarious. Love how Usopp and Sogeking are both thinking different things. I think Usopp needs to go see a psychologist for that split personality disorder he's suffering from...

wow

[identity profile] marcman2020.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy hell, you can make any pairing sexy, can you? I mean, I've seen Ace paired with Sanji, Luffy, Smoker, and Black Beard, but never would I imagine Sogeking. Kudos for originality

But yeah, that fic was so hot, even a straight guy like me was starting to get "in the mood" from reading it XD Nice job and beautifully written.

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-14 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Sogeking may be the shiz in battle, but nobody knows how to adjust to the everyday insanity that is Luffy and his family like poor poor Usopp. XD

Re: kekekeee

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-14 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much, glad you enjoyed. :D I love how Sogeking has recently developed, I think it makes him even more hilariously fun than he was before (and I didn't think that was possible) and I think it makes him even more fun to write for. XD

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-14 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sogeking has totally had everyone on Sniper Island. Everyone. Even the sheep. He is that much of a player.

The image of Sogeking with a giant dollar sign medallion and a set of those blinged out brassed knuckles wth his name on may stay with me for the rest of my life. And I thank you for that.

Re: wow

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-14 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, I wish I could take credit for the pairing idea, but it was scribe_protra. She just dared me to mix in some porn. Because I will porn up anything. XD

Thank you so much, glad you enjoyed it. Really enjoyed it, by the sounds of it. ;D
ext_177486: (CAPSLOCK CANNOT FULLY EXPRESS)

[identity profile] travellyr.livejournal.com 2008-09-14 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEE *giggles*
I love how Sogeking and Usopp have two slightly different perspectives, and I can almost FEEL Ace laughing (kind, amused laughter, not mocking) through his horniness, and YEEE XD

We all have to argue with our alter egos at crucial life moments, see. <3

[identity profile] ohsnap9292.livejournal.com 2008-09-14 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You have warped my innocent mind. Sogeking/Sheep is a magical pairing.

I think it would be amazing if Sniper Island existed. They'd dock there and Usopp would have a serious moment of I told you so while everyone just stood in jaw-dropping disbelief.

He could punch people in the face and leave big Sogeking shaped bruises! And you're welcome.

[identity profile] wendytigges.livejournal.com 2008-09-15 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
SDHOASHDoIASHD

The way you managed the split personallity and it's so Sogeking and so Usopp. WONDERFUL.

DAMNIT WOMAN! YOU'RE TOO GOOD!

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally! I love it when Usopp constantly talks to himself during battle, but having Sogeking answer back was truly epic! XD

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Kaku: *appearing from nowhere* He's right, you know.

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my God, YES, and Sanji would be walking around all suspicious-like, because there'd be a giant backwards 'Sogeking' on his arse! He'd be hedging along walls, walking sideways out of rooms to avoid turning his back on people. Of course, he'd be wearing trousers, so nobody would have even known, but he acts so conspicuously that everyone figures it out. And thus the cycle of Sanji failure continues.

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Ace would find it endearing, even if everyone might consider it crazy. And it would make him horny, because it would be like having two people at the same time. Plus, you know, everything makes Ace horny.

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't me, it was Sogeking! He helped me write this, he was in my heeeeeart~♥ Lu lu la la luuuu.

[identity profile] willow-osbourne.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
XD Now I have a picture of a naked Kaku with a sqare penis in my head!
...
I'm still not shure if this is good or bad ^^

[identity profile] ohsnap9292.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I want Sogeking bruises on my ass! I think... Yeah. I do. But damn, sitting would be a bitch...

[identity profile] purple-kama.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's probably to be expected, but it's a beautiful example that Sogeking makes anything epic XD

[identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Sogeking makes things epic, and Ace makes things sexy. They're a surprisingly good fit. XD

[identity profile] purple-kama.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! XD This crack turned out to be the WINGET kind of crack.

[identity profile] cindy-opf.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
holy crap, never saw this pairing comeing =___+