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salmon_pink) wrote2007-04-13 01:21 pm
salmon_pink) wrote2007-04-13 01:21 pm
(One Piece) Melodious
Title: Melodious
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Usopp/Sanji
Rating: PG-13
Words: 533
Timeline: Post-Skypeia
Summary: Come, raise your glasses...
Gather ‘round, children, and let me sing you a song.
So? I can call you ‘children’ if I want, you’re only a bit older than me.
Oh, shut up and listen.
Oh mighty mighty Usopp
The greatest Captain on the sea
When they see his looming shadow
The villains, they do flee
Oi, what’s that sound? Who dares disturb my tales of heroism?! Is that… Is that snoring?
Wait, is Luffy asleep?
Yeah, yeah, very funny, Zoro. Hey, give me his drink.
‘Cause if I’m gonna sing for you, I need something to loosen my throat.
Well, you may not have asked for it, but now you’ve got it. So just enjoy it already!
Strongest man in the world
No other is so tough
No man better tackle him
Unless they like it rough
He’s taken down whole armies
He’s stood up against God
He’s walked away with nigh a scratch
‘Cause he’s a lucky sod
Or maybe it’s not luck
But in fact his awesome power
He can bring men to their knees
With just a simple glower
Oi, Zoro, where are you going? To get more rum?
Did he answer? I didn’t hear what he said, is he getting some or not?
What are you talking about? He always looks pissed off.
Oi, if you’re getting rum, bring me some!
Oh mighty mighty Usopp
The greatest Captain on the sea
When they see his looming shadow
The villains, they do flee
Is Zoro coming back? I’m thirsty.
Smartest man in the world
More knowledge than any book
Do not challenge him to chess
He’ll take you with his Rook
Shut up, that’s an awesome rhyme!
Outwitting friends and foe alike
Always one step ahead
You think you can surpass him
But can only follow in his stead
His eyes are sharp and focused
His wit is always quick
He holds the power to cure the world
To aid the hopeless sick
You’re going too, Chopper? Get Zoro to hurry up with that rum.
What’s with that look?
What’s his problem? Are you done with your drink, Sanji? Can I have some?
Thanks.
Mm, ‘s good.
Oh mighty mighty Usopp
The greatest Captain on the sea
When they see his looming shadow
The villains, they do flee
Are they coming back? Is it just us?
Of course I don’t mind.
Best lover in the world
Fingers made for sin
No being can stand against his lure
‘Cause he will always win
Lips ready to steal your soul
With just a single kiss
Give yourself up to him
And he will give you bliss
Hey, Sanji, you want …?
Heh, yeah, that.
Yeah, like that. Mm, yeah, right there.
No, that tickles. Ooh, but that doesn’t.
Do you think Zoro’s bringing that rum?
No, I didn’t mean that! No, really, I’m just thirsty.
Eww, dirty love cook.
But, yeah, don’t, you know, stop.
All he meets do want him
Want to form that special bond
Everybody falls for him
‘Specially if they’re blonde
H-hey, what the …?
What the hell was that for? It’s just a song! You didn’t have to kick me in the face!
Oi, do-don’t go!
…
Bugger, I’m thirsty.
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Usopp/Sanji
Rating: PG-13
Words: 533
Timeline: Post-Skypeia
Summary: Come, raise your glasses...
Gather ‘round, children, and let me sing you a song.
So? I can call you ‘children’ if I want, you’re only a bit older than me.
Oh, shut up and listen.
Oh mighty mighty Usopp
The greatest Captain on the sea
When they see his looming shadow
The villains, they do flee
Oi, what’s that sound? Who dares disturb my tales of heroism?! Is that… Is that snoring?
Wait, is Luffy asleep?
Yeah, yeah, very funny, Zoro. Hey, give me his drink.
‘Cause if I’m gonna sing for you, I need something to loosen my throat.
Well, you may not have asked for it, but now you’ve got it. So just enjoy it already!
Strongest man in the world
No other is so tough
No man better tackle him
Unless they like it rough
He’s taken down whole armies
He’s stood up against God
He’s walked away with nigh a scratch
‘Cause he’s a lucky sod
Or maybe it’s not luck
But in fact his awesome power
He can bring men to their knees
With just a simple glower
Oi, Zoro, where are you going? To get more rum?
Did he answer? I didn’t hear what he said, is he getting some or not?
What are you talking about? He always looks pissed off.
Oi, if you’re getting rum, bring me some!
Oh mighty mighty Usopp
The greatest Captain on the sea
When they see his looming shadow
The villains, they do flee
Is Zoro coming back? I’m thirsty.
Smartest man in the world
More knowledge than any book
Do not challenge him to chess
He’ll take you with his Rook
Shut up, that’s an awesome rhyme!
Outwitting friends and foe alike
Always one step ahead
You think you can surpass him
But can only follow in his stead
His eyes are sharp and focused
His wit is always quick
He holds the power to cure the world
To aid the hopeless sick
You’re going too, Chopper? Get Zoro to hurry up with that rum.
What’s with that look?
What’s his problem? Are you done with your drink, Sanji? Can I have some?
Thanks.
Mm, ‘s good.
Oh mighty mighty Usopp
The greatest Captain on the sea
When they see his looming shadow
The villains, they do flee
Are they coming back? Is it just us?
Of course I don’t mind.
Best lover in the world
Fingers made for sin
No being can stand against his lure
‘Cause he will always win
Lips ready to steal your soul
With just a single kiss
Give yourself up to him
And he will give you bliss
Hey, Sanji, you want …?
Heh, yeah, that.
Yeah, like that. Mm, yeah, right there.
No, that tickles. Ooh, but that doesn’t.
Do you think Zoro’s bringing that rum?
No, I didn’t mean that! No, really, I’m just thirsty.
Eww, dirty love cook.
But, yeah, don’t, you know, stop.
All he meets do want him
Want to form that special bond
Everybody falls for him
‘Specially if they’re blonde
H-hey, what the …?
What the hell was that for? It’s just a song! You didn’t have to kick me in the face!
Oi, do-don’t go!
…
Bugger, I’m thirsty.