“When a Captain and a First Mate love each other very much,” Luffy said, sounding like he was reciting a nursery rhyme. “Then they have sex.”

HA HA HA THAT WAS GLORIOUS. If he and Zoro actually were together, Luffy would just announce it in the middle of conversation like that. And of course Zoro pokes his head it at that exact moment. XDDDDDDD

It probably wouldn’t help matters if he ran screaming from the room and threw himself over the railings to the ocean below, would it?

*dies laughing*