Actually, he'd probably back away slowly muttering "don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact..." XD

Thank you so much, glad you enjoyed, I was a bit nervous about this one. I wanted to write something for my 50_smutlets claim with Chopper, because I didn't want him to be too left out, but at the same time it's Chopper, so it was a bloody difficult balance to work with. XD