Ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ Salmon, you write the most amazing overwhelmed!Sanji, SRSLY O_O Brain is hurtings to think. And I love your fiercely possessive Zoro--particularly the way he totally, like, appropriates Sanji's torment, and makes it something pleasurable to him. THAT is too hot for words.

Also, kudos for somehow not making the ceremonial paddling too insanely hilarious for me to appreciate all this. "This ritual is called Crossing the Desert. And this, the Unblinking Eye. And at last, the Paddling of the Swollen Ass..With Paddles."