I had no idea what I was going to write when I sat down, my fingers just became possessed by the spirit of Gin's fail. XD I thought at first I'd probably go for some messed up kind of AU but the strange dream sequence just ... happened. I love Gin's strange moral code - 'I have no problems with killing hundreds of men, just not this blonde' - so I wanted to work that in there, his skewed sense of values.

But, yes, at the end of the day the silly boy should have just jumped Sanji and be done with it. ;)