My internal Fangirl, Writer, and Hentai Chibis are having a cagematch over who gets to worship you more...so all I can manage is a rather lame "You are teh winz" sort of comment, because really, you do win at life. I've not come this close to nosebleeding over a fic in quite some time.

Hmm...although, starting the First National Temple of Salmon Pink might be a worthwhile endevor...I'll have to look into that.