Holy crappity crap, this was good. Jealous!Nami is about a gazillion times hotter than Jealous!Zoro and twice as mean. They're going to kill Sanji. Kill him with their hot sexxors! No, seriously. He's going to have a heart attack or something.

And he will die a happy man.

I also really loved the dynamic. 'Cause Sanji is obviously Nami's bitch and the answer to every 'who's the top, who's the bottom' question in the OP fandom should end 'Nami is, bitches' and it would be good.

*Worships you and then goes back to sleep*