God, I missed fanfic. I spent all morning at work doodling evil octopusssessses (what's the plural of octopus?) on my notes and giggling to myself...

I really had no idea what I was going to write when I started this. Knew I wouldn't be able to write anything too steamy for Usopp, I just have too much affection for him, and I was worried the whole piece would turn out that way. And then Nami decided that, in fact, she was going to fuck herself on those tentacles and look damn good doing it. I love the Straw Hats, they just write all this stuff themselves.

(And of course, Sanji would manage to make his section seem the most like a stereotypical hentai rape scene. He's talented like that. The tentacles agree.)